I'd really rather not

frlcker:

do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in

jonathanadamsaunders:

tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”

افتح فمك فقط إن كان ما ستقوله أجمل من الصمت
Open your mouth only if what you are going to say is more beautiful than silence.

Arabic Proverb  (via bl-ossomed)

this is beautiful

(via mysthic)

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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princessharuhi:

I don’t like the story so far but this is basically how I feel

princessharuhi:

I don’t like the story so far but this is basically how I feel

moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I’m not living.
Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via wordsnquotes)
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom