I'd really rather not

intensional:

me trying to cheer anyone up ever

nwadadnama:

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

Amen!!

moniquill:

bloodhole:

did you know that the main reason we have a school lunch program is that in 1946 kids were too underfed to qualify for military service bc i just found that out and am horrified

nobody cares about children’s well being without an ulterior motive

“Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.” - George Carlin

becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

Stars drowned in their lover, Sky.
6-Word Story #95 (via writingsforwinter)
Sleep is good, and books are better.
Tyrion Lannister (via 50shadesoftobias)

miniaturewhiski:

y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album and drinks their coffee black with 3.2 sugars and smokes cheap cigarettes on a balcony at 2:23 am” like….. chill